5. Pinkerton, Maladroit, Raditude, Hurley
Rivers isn’t on a single part of these covers. Obviously these are the worst albums with only the worst songs on them. Bah.
4. The blue album
Young Rivers is cute, although not handsome like he would be later in life.
3. Make believe
He’s already incredibly good looking here, and the glasses make him seem really charming.
2. The red album
Now that is one sexy moustache.
1. The green album
That look on his face, it’s like he saying “I know you want me.” And yes, I do.