to kill a rockingbird

You know when you see a chick from the back at the shops and you go up to her and when she turns around she’s like eighty years old but she was wearing young people clothes and you don’t want to talk to her any more so you just ask for directions to k-mart?

Yeah, that happened to me today.

billy-shears:

I was eating a snickers thinking that it was basically a mars bar with nuts. This might sound obvious, but then I decided that a Mars Bar is female and a Snickers is male (‘cause it has nuts). They have kids and produce other little mars/snickers. But then, the saying goes “Men are from Mars” so my theory is therefore disproved.

…and Im hungry.

If mars bar is female, and men are from mars, combining both physiological ideas would state “men are from women.” As in birthed from women. I basically think that your chocolate logic is something about how women continue the human race and how mothers nurture our entire species into adulthood.

This theory could be applied to as far back as the creation of the universe. Perhaps we should vision a God creating the cosmos as less of massive construction with everything forced into place, and more of maternal figure nurturing the universe into various planets and life forms.

Also, have you noticed that Milky Way bars are just mars bars without caramel?  Lame.

If batman accidently stabbed an opponent in the face with the spikes on his arm gauntlets, or something similar, would this violate his no kill policy?  Has something like this ever happened before? 

skittles > m&m’s

Last Man on Earth comes is on tv in 15 minutes.

Then I’ll, I don’t know… Boris Karloff marathon.